Chloe: This is the most ridiculous, most stupid thing we've ever done.
Riley: It's not our fault. I blame the media.

 

Riley: [tells off Tony to defend Larry]
Larry: So, does this mean you're my girlfriend now?
Riley: Are you insane?
Larry: It's a start.

 

Larry: So, what would make Riley like me?
Chloe: A new hairstyle?
Larry: [makes a face]
Chloe: Or we could just wash the current one.

Larry: So you're a girl who happens to be my friend?
Chloe: yeah.
Larry: And I can tell people?
Chloe: Sure.
Larry: Hey Tony! Chloe's my...
Chloe: [interrupts] Larry I am a girl who happens to be your friend! But if you value your life NEVER put those 2 words together.

 

Lennon Kincaid: Relax. Don't be so predictable.
Chloe: You want predictable?
[kisses him]
Chloe: [triumphantly] How's that for predictable?
Lennon Kincaid: [slightly dazed] I-I knew you were going to do that.

 

[repeated line]
Manuelo: I don't hate it!

 

Manuelo: You know, I've never worn a thong underwear before. And I'll tell you something... I don't hate it!

 

Riley: There's a lot of very important decisions into buying a car. So we have to approach it as mature, responsible adults.
Chloe: This one goes really fast!
Riley: OK, so what do you think of my branding plate? "Too Cute" or "Way Too Cute"?

 

Jake: Chloe, the air pressure in the tires is fine.
Chloe: Are they, Mr. Know-It-All? Well, perhaps you can tell me what the exact pressure of each tyre should be!
Jake: Perhaps you can tell me where you come from!

Larry: Hey, guys. What are you doing?
Riley: Hey. We're just looking for some jobs.
Larry: [Laughs] Seriously, what are you doing?